>a bit rainy

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They say London can get a bit rainy

but that’s not necessarily a bad thing

>may movements

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It was a nice day for a drive, be it in something fancy-ish

or a bit less so

(check out the gorgeous white-cheeked rear tyre)

be it leisurely

or professionally

but no matter how nice of a drive it was, nothing beats flying

>q-day in t-town

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Yesterday was Queen’s day in Holland, which officially is the birthday of our Queen’s late mother, but actually an excuse to go out and drink

Since our queen comes from the House of Oranje-Nassau, it is traditional to wear orange while getting drunk

though other colors get served too

and some just wear white

and a badass drumkit

in spirit it’s all orange

>Freud’s fig-leaf

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If you don’t think there’s something freudian about this

then you can fig right off

>bonkers

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some people think i’m bonkers

but i just think i’m free

>being mooned by a 4×4

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Thought i saw my second cute spider of the spring, one with 4 giant legs and 4 tiny ones

but then it mooned me

and followed that with a plié

which moved it beyond cute and into the category of the coolest animal this side of the Thames.

>apology to emperor Johnston

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This will not be so much a retraction of the previous post about his royal highness emperor Johnston -he is, after all, our universal ruler and benevolent leader- it is more of an addendum to it. Factually correct though the elder post is, it seems that the pictures used in the post were, let’s say, less than flattering. This was delicately pointed out this morning, when his feline divinity awoke the author of said post by transferring his svelte yet surprisingly dense 20 pounds through his regal claws into an area of the poster that wasn’t designed for this particular type of pressure (nor this type of kitten).

He has made his point(s), for the truth is, he is a magnificent beast

who takes the gravitas of his position with grace

and though the pressures of ruling this world might make him seem aloof

and though he might be a little overly fond of the feeding bowl

he is a strikingly handsome kitty -eh, emperor

whose balls should never be the object of one’s attempt at humor if one values his own.

All hail magnificent Johnston!

>dust to more dust

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When renovating a house, a few things become apparent. The work is a bit dusty

without the right tools you’re screwed

so it’s good to have step brothers

and even better to do it with friends

so, though the dust does go everywhere

and the rubble might seem endless

there is, as always, real beauty to be found, some literal

some more abstract

>his royal highness, Emperor Johnston

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Meet the ruler of the universe, Emperor Johnston

The reason you might not have heard of him before is that he was looking for his balls

then got distracted by the birdees

and eventually became part of the bench he was laying on

but he is the absolute chief of the galaxies, and all us mortals in it are alive merely because he benevolently tolerates our presence -remember that.

He never did manage to locate his balls, though

>Hyacinth’s final glory

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